Hippie Ninja

Though trained by his grandfather to be a great ninja, KEVIN MORITA, the peace loving hippie boy just wants to get high. He steals files for the FBI for a living. After a successful mission (stealing a file from the Chinese Triad), Kevin goes to his pot dealer's place to celebrate. Not wanting to deal with Kevin's down-and-out situation again, his dealer sends him to Kimmy's place, another dealer around the area. It is love at first sight. Kevin falls in love with KIMMY, his new dealer, a gold digging Cam-Girl. On their first date, Kevin and Kimmy run into a few Chinese Triad Gangsters. After escaping from the gangsters, Kimmy thanks Kevin for saving her. But in reality, Kevin was just looking out for himself. The Chinese Triad eventually kidnaps Kimmy and wants Kevin for ransom. Kevin, depressed and afraid, does the only thing he knows how, which is to smoke more pot. Completely stoned, Kevin hears a voice calling him, singing, “All You Need is Love.” When the smoke clears, he sees a Fortune Cookie on the table, telling him to go back and save Kimmy. Knowing he's not capable of fighting the whole gang himself, Kevin goes back to his grandfather's place for more training. With the help of his GRANDPA and his Magical Fortune Cookie, Kevin is now ready to fight the Chinese Triad. After a long, exhausting battle with the Chinese Triad, Kevin comes out victorious. Kevin and Kimmy walk off into the sunset, planning what they should do for their next date.

Written by Matthew Lee

Art by Manuntius